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10 Things You Should Know About Drunkies Blog

Drunk Bastard — Wed, 18 Jan 2006 22:23:03 +0000

Drunk Bastard is the male half of Drunkies Blog while Tipsy McDrinkalot is the female half.

We’ll both drink anything with Jagermeister in it. The drink could be called Sweaty Gorilla Ball Sack, but if at least one of the ingredients is Jager, we’ll suck ‘em down two at a time.

One of us tries to stay sober through the week. The other of us makes no such promises.

Tipsy McDrinkalot sometimes likes to drink by colors. All blue drinks one night. All green drinks another night. Why? Because they’re pretty.

Drunk Bastard once passed out in a hotel room in Detroit and was woken up by the fire marshall when his cigarettes almost set his room on fire. Burning bed my ass.

Drunk Bastard runs the site Born to Swing, but Tipsy McDrinkalot is the one who’s actually visited a swingers club.

Click for a swingers video gallery

Tipsy McDrinkalot will pray to the porcelain god at least once during a night of drinking. She throws up more than Nicole Ritchie after an all-you-can-eat buffet.

Drunk Bastard lives in a house with a ghost. Said ghost has touched him inappropriately at least once. He refuses to get rid of it because he likes it. (I just hope it’s a female ghost – D.B.)

Drunk Bastard loves girls with big tits. Tipsy McDrinkalot once met a porn star in Vegas whose tits were so big she couldn’t keep them from falling into her pasta. She needed a small midget to carry those things around for her.

We will blog drunk at least three times a week. However, since Great Website Deletion of 2003, Drunk Bastard is not allowed on the server after more than two drinks.

Public Invasion: Sex in the Park

Drunk Bastard — Thu, 19 Jan 2006 19:07:46 +0000

You know, I’ve always heard that European girls are easy, but I didn’t really believe it until I saw this video.

This clip is hilarious. A pervy European guy is out with his camera looking for some ass when he comes across a pretty brunette alone in the park. First, he convinces this hot European chick to let him grab her tits and flash her pussy in a public park. Big tits? Check. Shaved pussy? Check.

When she reveals that she has a boyfriend who is a bodyguard, you figure this thing can go two ways. He can back off and walk away with all limbs intact or he can keep going and end up in a body cast. Well, this mofo has balls of pure steel, because not only does he convince her to cheat on her very jealous boyfriend, but he takes her behind a tree and fucks her right there in the park. The part that made me laugh out fucking loud is when he sees a puppy walking by and asks “do you fuck dogs?�? Only in Europe.

If this guy had been in any American city park, he would have been maced or tazered within an inch of his life. See, you American bitches need to loosen up.

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Spoiled Slut Smoking and Fucking

Tipsy McDrinkalot — Mon, 23 Jan 2006 04:01:53 +0000

Since there was no update on Friday, this is a special weekend blogging edition of Drunkies Blog.

It takes a special kind of talent to smoke and masturbate at the same time. Ashley from Spoiled Slut must be ambidextrous, because she’s able to smoke a cigarette with her right hand and masturbate with her left hand. Pay attention people — this is how horrible flaming pussy accidents happen.

In this episode, Ashley goes to her father’s office to pick up some money. While she’s there, she gets the urge to masturbate in an empty office. Of course she gets caught and ends up with her lips wrapped around a lowly employees cock. We don’t believe in cum-dodging, so you know she took a face full of jizz like any good slut would do.

See more of Ashley and her spoiled slut friends

Balls Deep Blowjob

Tipsy McDrinkalot — Wed, 25 Jan 2006 15:04:53 +0000

wigger-(n.) one who suffers from “ghettoitis”, a disease that occurs mostly in caucasion high school/ college aged males (mostly from rich, white families and suburban homes having 2 or more expensive sports cars or SUVs), causing them to believe that they are african-american and from “the hood”, and they they are “missundastood” and will “bust a cap in yo ass” if you “be playa hatin’”, they feel driven to listen to rap music as an attempt to blend in with african-american society, sometimes even listening to other sufferers of ghettoitis (ex. eminem, vanilla ice) to feel an even stronger sense of belonging. There is no cure for this illness but it has many side effects, such as tripping over ridiculously large pants and boots, wearing funny hats, and speaking ebonics, as well as annoying all of those around them. (see movie Malibu’s Most Wanted).

God, I love wiggers. They’ve brought me hours of entertainment both on my TV screen and when they attempt to dance at various hip-hop clubs. Now they’ve even entered the porn world.

Luckily, the one thing wigger bitches are good for is taking a dick straight to the tonsils. Take this blonde wigger for instance. This girl must have no gag reflex, because she takes this 10 inch horse cock like she’s a professional sword swallower. She swallows him balls deep and doesn’t even bat an eye when he fucks her throat and makes her gag.

Watch the Wigger World sex videos

Ass-tastic Thursday

Drunk Bastard — Thu, 26 Jan 2006 18:32:32 +0000

Can you guess whose ass this is?

Answer and free big ass anal movies after the jump

Cum on Candi Gets Creamed

Tipsy McDrinkalot — Sat, 28 Jan 2006 20:10:39 +0000

I love a girl who will take a face full of cum while she’s listening to Fat Joe’s song “Lean Back” on the radio. I guess she didn’t lean back far enough, because in this free video gallery, Cum on Candi gets a load of jizz in both eyes and dripping down her face.

Candi is a housewife with a wild side. She loves sucking her husband’s cock on camera and even in the outdoors where she might get caught. Every time she sucks her husband’s cock, she makes sure to have him spew his load all over her face.

Watch Cum on Candi suck cock in four free jizz-soaked videos.

Spoiled Slut Brooke

Drunk Bastard — Wed, 01 Feb 2006 01:10:00 +0000

Brooke has been partying hard and fucking the help since before she got out of boarding school. So when the original Spoiled Slut, Ashley, asked Brooke to get in front of the camera and let you guys watch as she leads her crazy sex-driven life, she couldn’t help but say “YES”.

Ashley and her girls fuck mechanics, bartenders, and construction workers. Not every rich girl likes a man who gets his hands dirty, but these girls love going slumming for some Average Joe cock.

Click the pic to see Brooke take a face full of seed

4 free videos

In this free video gallery, Brooke decides to test the loyalty of her best friend’s man. Of course, she’s a hot pice of poon and he’s a certified pussy hound, so he fucks her rich pussy six ways to Sunday before he covers her face in nut butter.

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Ass-tastic Thursday — Bubble Butt Sex

Drunk Bastard — Fri, 03 Feb 2006 16:40:28 +0000

Never trust a big butt and a smile. This girl Sophia is poison. Her bubble butt makes guys so weak in the knees that they just fall into her pussy. Guys love having sex with a girls who has an ass like two pillows. That big butt is prime real estate for rear entry and squeezes the cock cream out of any cock that dares to go deep.

Sophia’s bubble butt takes a banging

Sophia takes a finger in her stinkhole and gets banged by two white cocks. They paint their pretty Latina’s brown face with white jizz and leave her with her taco stretched. Now who says white boys can’t pump big brown rump?

More bubble butt sex videos here

Roll in the Hay with Faith Belle

Drunk Bastard — Tue, 07 Feb 2006 03:07:46 +0000

Southern girls have something special. Maybe it’s the accent. Maybe it’s the sweet, ass-kickin’ personality. Maybe it’s the smell of Jack Daniels that lingers on their breath. Whatever it is I like it.

Faith Belle is a blonde bombshell straight out of Bush Country — Texas. She looks like the kind of girl you’d sneak out of her bedroom window for a roll in the hay and not even mind her Daddy chasing you off with a 12 gauge. Her perfect B-cup breasts and pussy that smells like cherry pie (I’m just assuming on that one) would make it all worth it. And she has such perfect little feet. I officially have a foot fetish.

Faith Belle rolls naked in the grass
5 free videos

Age: 19
Home state: Texas
Favorite food: Bar-b-que
Favorite movie: Ocean’s 11
Favorite type of music: Country, duh!
What turns you on? Guys who are freaky in bed.
What turns you off? Bad hygiene.
What do you like most about doing your site? Definitely the webcam chat!

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Sex Blog Roundup #1

Drunk Bastard — Sun, 12 Feb 2006 20:47:50 +0000

Spoiled Slut Brooke takes a jizz shower from Drunkies Blog

The Return of Holly Wellin from Snow Bunny Blog

Roll in the hay with Faith Belle from Drunkies Blog