wigger-(n.) one who suffers from “ghettoitis”, a disease that occurs mostly in caucasion high school/ college aged males (mostly from rich, white families and suburban homes having 2 or more expensive sports cars or SUVs), causing them to believe that they are african-american and from “the hood”, and they they are “missundastood” and will “bust a cap in yo ass” if you “be playa hatin’”, they feel driven to listen to rap music as an attempt to blend in with african-american society, sometimes even listening to other sufferers of ghettoitis (ex. eminem, vanilla ice) to feel an even stronger sense of belonging. There is no cure for this illness but it has many side effects, such as tripping over ridiculously large pants and boots, wearing funny hats, and speaking ebonics, as well as annoying all of those around them. (see movie Malibu’s Most Wanted).

God, I love wiggers. They’ve brought me hours of entertainment both on my TV screen and when they attempt to dance at various hip-hop clubs. Now they’ve even entered the porn world.

Luckily, the one thing wigger bitches are good for is taking a dick straight to the tonsils. Take this blonde wigger for instance. This girl must have no gag reflex, because she takes this 10 inch horse cock like she’s a professional sword swallower. She swallows him balls deep and doesn’t even bat an eye when he fucks her throat and makes her gag.