Strip clubs are never the same when you’re sober. I went to one this weekend (without drinking copiously first) and for the first time I saw the overwhelming number of creepy old dudes, stretch marks, and clear heels. People, I’m with Chris Rock…keep your daughters off the pole.

I’m a bit of a hypocrite though. There are two girls I would love to see grinding a pole in clear heels. Brooke Skye and Faith Belle.

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Brooke Skye and Faith Belle rub each other down

If one of them is hot, the two of them is even hotter. These two bisexual babes hooked up for a rubdown in the closet. The way Faith Belle grinds her hips, you can just imagine what she’d look like grinding a pole…your pole.

Brooke Skye and her friends take their
lesbian licking out of the closet for you