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Drunk Bastard is the male half of Drunkies Blog while Tipsy McDrinkalot is the female half.
We’ll both drink anything with Jagermeister in it. The drink could be called Sweaty Gorilla Ball Sack, but if at least one of the ingredients is Jager, we’ll suck ‘em down two at a time.
One of us tries to stay sober through the week. The other of us makes no such promises.
Tipsy McDrinkalot sometimes likes to drink by colors. All blue drinks one night. All green drinks another night. Why? Because they’re pretty.
Drunk Bastard once passed out in a hotel room in Detroit and was woken up by the fire marshall when his cigarettes almost set his room on fire. Burning bed my ass.
Drunk Bastard runs the site Born to Swing, but Tipsy McDrinkalot is the one who’s actually visited a swingers club.
Click for a swingers video gallery
Tipsy McDrinkalot will pray to the porcelain god at least once during a night of drinking. She throws up more than Nicole Ritchie after an all-you-can-eat buffet.
Drunk Bastard lives in a house with a ghost. Said ghost has touched him inappropriately at least once. He refuses to get rid of it because he likes it. (I just hope it’s a female ghost – D.B.)
Drunk Bastard loves girls with big tits. Tipsy McDrinkalot once met a porn star in Vegas whose tits were so big she couldn’t keep them from falling into her pasta. She needed a small midget to carry those things around for her.
We will blog drunk at least three times a week. However, since Great Website Deletion of 2003, Drunk Bastard is not allowed on the server after more than two drinks.
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